What is it about India that makes you…

• drink water from unidentified sources?


• impervious to honking?


• unfazed by near accidents on your bicycle?


• appreciate squat toilets?


• negotiate roundabouts with ease?


• tolerate +45 degree heat?


• handle copious amounts of pollution?


• not surprised by anything?


• re-examine your non-vegetarian ways?


• feel overly comfortable on a local bus?


• utterly confused on a daily basis?


• mad when the chai isn’t done right?


• cringe at the thought of eating processed food?


• tell the difference between masalas?


• lose weight?


• obsessed with cricket?

I don’t know.  Do you?