He Could've Done Better...

“A Moscow court has sentenced an official from the Finance Ministry to 10 years in a labor camp for passing on state secrets in return for a Mercedes.” -RFE

Did the guy think he was being inconspicuous by asking for a Mercedes instead of a fancier automobile? Why not ask for a Bentley or Rolls Royce? At least you’d get to drive around in style before being sent to do hard time in Siberia.