How to Boost Morale

The Canadian troops in Kandahar, Afghanistan have just received a huge morale boost from the company that brought you such horrible commercials depicting Canadians going overseas and then writing/calling their parents saying, “I really miss my Tim Hortons coffee, please send me some.”  Truth be told, Canada has the most donut shops per capita so if there is a concentration of Canadians somewhere else in the world, why not setup shop there?  There’s also the fact that a majority of Canadians do like Tim’s.  It’s just me that is against it, apparently.  I bet the Army guys are happy.

I’m fully against franchises going to other parts of the world, so I’m sticking to that in this case.  Whether or not Afghanis have access to Timmy’s, I have no idea, but I’m worried Kabul might by the next target of the evil coffee/donut monster.    

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