Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Cairo's Champions

It's been a while since my last edition of Cairo's Champions, but not because there is a lack of incredible people in this city. This week's champion is a ridiculously good multi-tasker in the face of brutal conditions. That's right, I'm talking about the microbus/bus driver.

Some people are born to fly, some to sell lemonade. The microbus/bus driver is born to drive, and collect and distribute money. This display of multi-tasking in the midst of Cairo traffic is simply remarkable. And for those along for the ride, seeing the driver do this might just cause you to jump out and get in a similarly crazy taxi.

Once you get over this initial fear, there is a well-developed system within the bus/microbus. Because the driver doesn't have go-go gadget arms, he can't always collect the money from the people at the back. So, money is pooled, starting at the back, and passed forward to the driver. The person who hands the money to the driver is responsible for knowing how many people are being covered. The driver then continues on his way, while tabulating how much was given to him. If money is missing, he'll let you know about it.

When money is being given individually, drivers will always provide correct change, even if it takes them a while to get it. One time, a driver had to get change from another microbus (while moving), so he could provide me with the right amount. Remembering who gets what is a supernatural ability in Cairo, so you can't help but respect these men on wheels.

3 Comments:

At 11:39 a.m., Blogger Jenny H. said...

They are very worldly and can comprehend sophisticated sign language too, eg "Pyramids?". They are my idols.

 
At 4:34 a.m., Blogger Detrie said...

F* the microbus drivers, where's a bio of a true Cairo champion: Megan E. Detrie.

I've braved the Cairo hair salons, survived Egyptian surgery, snuck into the Baron's palace, walked in city of the dead at midnight, been groped in Ramadan, climbed trees in Midan Tahrir and eaten food that has fallen on the ground.

If that doesn't make me a champ I don't know what does.

 
At 4:35 a.m., Blogger Detrie said...

if you can't tell, I still miss Cairo a little.

 

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