Ruling Body Delivereth

Not sure what ruling body controls whether or not a fridge works, but I must have suffered enough without the ability to prevent leftover food from developing seriously harmful bacteria.

That's right. Natasha and I now have a working refrigerator. No more storing mayonnaise in the freezer (it really doesn't belong there). No more moldy chocolate cake leftover from a birthday party. We have entered the realm of luxurious excess.

Knowing the ruling body, though, it might just take away our hot water.