Three Men and a Vest

(Photo compliments of Canada.com)

Harper: "Any big game to hunt in this part of the world?"

Fox: "Big Game?!?! I guess you are dressed to go hunting."

Bush: "I don't know why y'all are talkin' about huntin'...I once caught a fish down here...it was THIS BIG."

Harper: "That's nice, George. Why am I wearing this rugged vest if there isn't any big game to hunt?"

Fox: "I don't know You look more ready to go seal hunting than looking at Mayan ruins. How do you like my get-up?"
Bush: "You look like you own a drug cartel. Let's hope the DEA doesn't find you."

I'd like to know what Stephen Harper was thinking when he donned that vest. I mean, it's Mayan ruins, not the Serengeti. What did he think he was going to encounter, a lion? I bet his pockets were filled with survival gear. Classic.